ABOUT​ CHANEL

"“Do you consider the term ‘Chinese food’ racist because it’s food that originates in China or it has Chinese roots?”"

 CHANEL RION

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CHANEL RION

 

 

I got my start as a Question Asker after being discovered in the kitchen by my mom. She discovered me going down on a very high profile executive. She then threatened him by going public unless he gave me a job as a question asker. Now, I am here for my dear leader, Donald J. Trump. And although he has lost, I know in my heart that I have a huge future covering the new guy, Jim Biden. Is that his name? I'll check, but I'm sure it is. I can't wait to ask the tough questions like, "Hey John Biden, how does it feel to follow the greatest leader since that guy with the short mustache that looks like Charlie Chaplin?"

WORK EXPERIENCE

Huh?

EDUCATION

Trump University - Lap Dancer

SKILLS

Stare blankly at the camera waiting for random thoughts to happen.

WEBSITES